The following is a letter* Progress Virginia obtained from Donald Trump to Virginia candidate for House of Delegates, Lolita Mancheno-Smoak, praising her for her support of his candidacy.
I’m so glad you have accepted my invitation to visit Melania and me at the White House next week. I know we will have a great conversation about how you can help me make a good deal in Virginia.
I first learned of your work when I saw your tremendous tweet proclaiming me as your ideal presidential candidate last year. I know that in my first few months in office, I have exceeded your expectations and am the best president America has ever seen.
It is really tremendous to see winners like you who support me running for office all across the country, especially in Virginia where dangerous candidates like loser Ralph Northam, cryin’ Justin Fairfax, and little Mark Herring have a real shot at winning the election in November.
But with big league candidates like you, I know we will succeed in Making America Great Again, especially for corporations and the mega rich like me. I’m counting on you to help me make sure Virginia doesn’t expand Medicaid so that more than 400,000 do-nothing Virginians are stuck without health insurance and losers dumb enough to get sick have no other options than to die quickly.
We’ll also defund Planned Parenthood so that poor women have an even more difficult time getting healthcare. And we’ll pass tax cuts for the super-rich so they can get even richer and those suckers, the middle class, can fund more of my failed golf resorts with increased taxes. These are the best policies. Believe me, the absolute best. No one has better policies than me. Who cares about the poor losers anyway? Not me and you, that’s for sure.
I wish you the best of luck in the upcoming election in November, and thank you for your continued support of my winning policies.
Donald J. Trump
Your Ideal Candidate for President
PS Don’t ever lie and try to back away from your support of me like you did in this interview or I will block you on Twitter!
*Please note: This is meant to be satire. President Trump did not send this letter to Ms. Mancheno-Smoak. However, Ms. Mancheno-Smoak she did say on Twitter that Trump was her ideal presidential candidate, and she has accepted an invitation to the White House to see Trump in person. She also said in a radio interview that she would support defunding Planned Parenthood and would not support Medicaid Expansion for Virginians making her the wrong candidate for people in our community. When you vote on November 7, remember that Ms. Mancheno-Smoak supports Trump wholeheartedly and will work with him to implement his bad policies if she is elected.