Trump “Thanks” Makee for Campaign Contribution [Election Update]

This is part of a series of posts on Mike Makee, who is running for election in District 2. Read the other posts in this series:

Dear Mike Makee,

I’m writing to thank you for your contribution to my successful run for President of the United States in 2016.* Wasn’t it the BEST and BIGGEST win ever? I mean, people are still talking about it, it was so huge. Your contribution of $56 wasn’t much compared to the millions I got from some heavy-hitters, but donations from little people like you really matter.

I hear you’re running for public office in Virginia, in the Second District of the House of Delegates? I’ve never heard of it, but I’m sure it’s great. Apparently, you don’t know much either.

Mike Makee will learn on the job

I congratulate you on choosing to run for office without having any previous political experience. People tried to stop me when I decided to run for President because I’ve never held elected office, but I showed them up bigtime by winning.

Look at me now—I’m living proof of how people with no political experience can do the best job when elected to office. I’m doing a wonderful job at making America great again—all at the people’s expense. They love it and my ratings are fantastic!

Since you donated to my campaign, I expect that you’ll fully support my very own “Trump Agenda.” I look forward to you doing things to make Papa Trump proud.

Here are some of the items I want you to implement when you win the Second District in the House of Delegates:

Well, Makee, that’s all I have for you today. I heard I’m going to appear on Fox News in a few minutes, so I’m going to tune in and make sure my hairstylist did a good job with my combover. Good luck on your run. If you want any yard signs that say “Trump and Makee—In It To Win It,” they’ll cost you $25 each. You can order them through my website.

Donald J. Trump

*Readers, this article was written as satire. We have provided links to actual news articles and events, but the entire letter is fictitious and is intended to be satirical in nature. What is NOT satirical or fictitious is that you need to go out and VOTE ON NOVEMBER 7!